My take for Trash Take of the Day goes to someone who will be no stranger to this site. Every time a video pops up with his stupid face on Twitter, I know it’s going to be trash. Give it up for my favorite meth head, @YinzNationSport!
Now, as a Browns fan myself, I will not hesitate to bash a fellow Browns fan if they are throwing out shit takes like this guy.
There are far too many trash takes to choose from on his timeline, so we’ll start with his thoughts on the possibility of the Browns signing JJ Watt from February 16:
That Big’s Sanitation hat could not be a better fit, considering you are a walking dumpster. And what’s up with your nose? Got a little meth stuck up there?
Let’s discuss the quarterback in question, shall we? Here are the 3 year career stats for Baker Mayfield:
Baker Mayfield: First 3 seasons
Now let’s have a look at your 39-year-old, severely out-of-shape quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger‘s stats for his first 3 seasons.
Ben Roethlisberger: First 3 Seasons
Hmm…only 8,519 yards, 52 TDs, and 43 INT. Very similar in completion percentage and QBR. Interesting.
You mean to tell me that Baker Mayfield isn’t a franchise QB, but you bow down to your franchise Qb…who didn’t even come close to Baker in yards or TDs in his first 3 seasons. This is the man you worship.
Oh, and let’s not forget…he beat the Steelers 2 weeks in a row while knocking your boys out of the playoffs in spectacular fashion.
Trash Take #2
You’re really going there? You, of all people, going after a dude’s appearance just because he cheers for a different team than you? Have you ever looked in a mirror before? Your chiclet-ass teeth look like they’ve never met a dentist.
And Another One
I know you’re just a troll. I get it. Your parents didn’t love you enough and now you need attention. I know you think you’re funny. That’s fine. Practice self-love.
Also, its BEngals. Not BAngles. A bangle is what you do to your cousin.
Oh, and it’s legitimate, not legidmint. A legidimint is what your meth mouth needs for when you bangle your cousin.
Sorry, man. It’s the teacher in me. I could tutor you if you need it.
Have a good night, buddy. I’ll see more of your dumbass on Twitter…and you will be back on here. I’m sure of it.
Real Pittsburgh fans, do you claim this guy as one of your own?
What do you think, @BrentNLiberty? Our resident Steelers fan at Trash Sports Takes.
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